Between Dick Clark and Guy Lombardo, I've had it
I just have to get this out. One of my two least favourite holidays is coming up: New Year’s Eve. I have a problem with St. Valentine’s Day but that will be another blog entry. ;)
New Year’s Eve is a made up holiday for couples. For a single guy it is bottom of the ninth, two outs,two strikes, three balls, bases loaded, down by a run kind of pressure. If you don’t find someone for that 5 hours (because when I party, I party ;) then you can figure people will either assume you are a) a loser or b) gay except that the gay guys are coupled up as well so that brings you back to option a). Now, if any of you are regular readers of my blog, The Tome of Rassilon http://rassilon1.blogspot.com/ now being copied and pasted onto my tagworld space. You will discover that I seem to have had not had the best of luck in relationships. That meaning that guys who dated Lucretia Borgia had a better chance of gettin’ some than I do more often than not. The last New Year’s Eve I can honestly say I enjoyed was about 1984 which I spent with the woman who was the love of my life. So presently 21 New Year’s Eves and counting that suck is not the kind of record I was looking to expand on. At this point, I am looking at lowering my standards to the point where I don’t want a relationship and going for just someone to jump the bones of. I have had some feelers out there ( I HAVE SO!) so the possibility is there.
Ah, who am I kidding. Another New Year’s Eve of popcorn and porn for me. Happy Holidays all :)
New Year’s Eve is a made up holiday for couples. For a single guy it is bottom of the ninth, two outs,two strikes, three balls, bases loaded, down by a run kind of pressure. If you don’t find someone for that 5 hours (because when I party, I party ;) then you can figure people will either assume you are a) a loser or b) gay except that the gay guys are coupled up as well so that brings you back to option a). Now, if any of you are regular readers of my blog, The Tome of Rassilon http://rassilon1.blogspot.com/ now being copied and pasted onto my tagworld space. You will discover that I seem to have had not had the best of luck in relationships. That meaning that guys who dated Lucretia Borgia had a better chance of gettin’ some than I do more often than not. The last New Year’s Eve I can honestly say I enjoyed was about 1984 which I spent with the woman who was the love of my life. So presently 21 New Year’s Eves and counting that suck is not the kind of record I was looking to expand on. At this point, I am looking at lowering my standards to the point where I don’t want a relationship and going for just someone to jump the bones of. I have had some feelers out there ( I HAVE SO!) so the possibility is there.
Ah, who am I kidding. Another New Year’s Eve of popcorn and porn for me. Happy Holidays all :)
posted by John @ 9:03 AM
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